Dear Mr. Allen
Dear Mr. Allen,
I'm honored that you took the time to read my blog and to leave a comment. I'm sorry if you feel that we've infringed on your privacy in anyway.
It does seem a bit malicious that you retaliated by destroying my hard drive on my personal computer. You'll certainly be horrified to learn that a nice man with dreadlocks at the computer shop as managed to restore the system without any loss of data. If you will please mail me a check for £100 to cover the cost of the repair plus an additional £250, I will remove the reference to your yacht and refrain from posting your name without permission in the future.
If you value your annonymity however, I would suggest that you not create vain displays that are the size of a football field and park them obtrusively in public waters, infringing on my free view of the harbor in Monaco.
Certainly another option would be to donate just one of your three yachts that you have on the top ten list and use the money to combat cybercrimes.
While I have you listening, can you please explain to me why Windows does not come with Hearts loaded anymore, and when it does why you can only play over the Internet?
Finally, do you secretly use Firefox when you're on your yachts away from the public eye.
If you ever come through London, certainly give me a call and we'll be happy to meet you at Wagamama's for some Japanese noodles on you.
Thank you for your time,
MAJ
posted by M&B @ 8:58 AM
1 Comments
1 Comments:
Thank you for the apology. The nice man with dreadlocks that you speak of is my nephew Milli - or it could have been his half-brother Vanilli...anyway tell him that I said the repairs can be comped (if he doesn't respond verbally, do not be alarmed, just read his lips). Also demand that he give you $500 USD out of the register - the password is: hold a gun to his head.
Ok, that should take care of the damage to your computer. Now, about my vain display..blah blah..in public waters...I actually purchased 1500 acre-feet in the Monaco harbor (a little deal I made with the Grimaldi family) so deal with it.
Also, why would I donate to combat cybercrimes - without cybercrimes, the world might not think they need me. Also - hearts is a game for the weak at heart...starting in '06 each computer will come with Texas Hold'em.
As for Firefox - I don't know what you're talking about...
I'll be happy to buy you and your bride some noodles at Mamaswagon - just tell Milli to throw in an extra $50 USD (while the gun is still pointed at him).
Sipping on champagne and basking in the sun, I am
Sincerely yours.
Mr. Paul Allen
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