A Big Surprise - A Post by Bree
It’s my turn. Matt has been telling me this for the past week. I keep putting it off. Thus, the two week delay in telling you about MJ’s big birthday surprise.
I had planned it out for a long time. (But those of you who know me, know that although I had a brilliant plan in my head, I didn’t actually take any action on this plan until the day before.) Doesn’t matter. Everything worked out great, almost.
I convinced MJ that he couldn’t work late because we were going to dinner. We met at the tube station after work (how romantic, eh?), then we hopped on a bus to….Oxford Street. No great and exciting things there, except for a fabulous Turkish restaurant that we both love. Things were working out great, except for the fact that MJ was exclaiming his hunger and I could see his mouth watering thinking of the spinach and feta that he would undoubtedly devour at Sofra, when I suddenly realized that there was one gaping hole in my plan.
We weren’t going to dinner, instead, we were going to see the classic Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. (In case you think I was being serious in the preceding sentence, let me clarify - the show is closing next month.) But ever since we got to London (way back in February) and saw the billboards with the glorious Chitty car, MJ has been wanting to go.
Apparently it was his favourite childhood movie. I, however, do not see how any parent could let their child watch a movie that had a Child Catcher in it! Talk about nightmares - that dude is scary. (no offense RJ and KJ –you’re great parents)
However, back to the present dilemma. We weren’t going to eat dinner, but to a show. And in my excellent planning I had neglected to allow any time whatsoever for a bite to eat… A hungry birthday boy on my hands was not going to make a pleasant theatre companion. (Although he would have fit right in with all the other crying six year olds around us.)
My worry grew and grew as I led MJ to the theatre to collect our tickets, all the while scanning for a McDonalds or Pret. Meanwhile, MJ is explaining to me about how he didn’t eat much at lunch, expecting an excellent dinner tonight, and should he go with the kebabs again tonight or try something new?...
The show was starting in 10 minutes. Finally, we turned the corner and saw the bright yellow sign with Chitty. And luckily there was a Café Nero next door. We could a least grab a sandwich. Would MJ be too disappointed? With excitement in my voice, and a touch of hesitation, I announced our new plans. No, he said as he laughed. He had already figured it out. He wasn’t really hungry. He was just playing along for my sake…..
So much for surprises.
7 Comments:
Bree - though I love Matt, I was happy to see your posting today! Reading the post was a nice break from the English world. I think you did just wonderful on the surprise.
Christy
BJ- I think MJ got the unsurprisable gene from his dad. One time I had been paying cash on a recliner for christmas but somehow he figured it out.
Hey Sis -
Hearing your tragic story broke my heart. But I can assure you that these things happen to the best of us. I can remember years ago, I, too, planned a surprise for a special someone, only to have the plan foiled.
The year was 1983...or '87...one or the other. I was a strapping young lad and she...well let's just say she was something special - we'll call her "Harumi". I called someone who knew someone and came up with two tickets to "the show". Of course, I couldn't let "Harumi" know that I had "the tickets" to "the show" - so I told her we would go celebrate our 19 day anniversary at a restaurant that we both loved. I picked her up from daycare and we had Mom and Dad toss us into the back of the truck (it was the 80's?!?). Off we went and all I heard was McNuggets this and Big Mac that. My heart sunk (either that or I had gas) knowing that there was no way we could stop and eat before the show. Was this going to end our relationship? Would "Harumi" still play hide and go seek with me?
I finally broke it to her that we were not going to eat, and waited for the inevitable slap of the face. "Harumi" laughed and told me that her friend "Azizah" had tapped into my phone line (freaky, huh?) and knew of my little suprise. So Dad tossed us out at the curb and we strollered our way to the front row.
What a night...my girl and Sesame Street Live...life was good, yes....life was good.
Admiring my excellent paragraph structure,
your brother
Dearest Bro,
I remember seeing Sesame Street Live! Wasn't that fun?! And probably the only show Mom and Dad ever took us to...
That being said, I will forgive your unabashed rudeness in mocking my post as the memories of seeing Big Bird Live and ON STAGE warmed my heart more than the callous musings of your writings.
BJ
I'm disappointed that materialistic memories warmed your heart more than my heartfelt, "callous musings". Oh well, my love shall remain.
What's up Matt J! I'm glad I found your blog.
yeah the child catcher freaked me out too bree!
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