Wednesday, October 18, 2006

How much would you pay for a haircut?

During lunch today, I supposed that I would get my haircut.

It's been a solid two months - hard to believe that it's been that long since I left my old job - and as some of you may recall, the last go was when I was posing as a male model for £5 and she proceeded to give me a Corps cut.

So I walked through the shopping areas around where I work. The first barber shop I walked past looked pretty swanky. With a sinking suspicion, I walked in and grabbed a business card and quickly walked out, not quite quick enough to avoid contact with one of the stylists.

As I feared, I glanced at the card:
£28 Hair cut
£8 Additional Styling
£12 Light Head Massage

I didn't read any further.

The second, and last option (listed under "Services" on the centre map), was even more ritzy.

I'll let you do the conversions - try www.oanda.com.

As for me, I decided the bird in the hand was worth my hair looking like a bush.

6 Comments:

At 1:26 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Finally, a topic that i feel i am qualified to comment on. I struggled for the past two years, trying to legitimize $16 haircuts. Then I read Ezekiel 5:1 -

And thou, son of man, take thee a sharp knife, take thee a barber's razor, and cause it to pass upon thine head and upon thy beard: then take thee balances to weigh, and divide the hair.

So I went to Target and bought a clipper set for $11.99 (includes 5 different settings, brushes and a pair of clipping scissors). And I have been barber-free for 5 months now. And if anyone needs them, i have 3 trash bags full of 1/2 inch long locks.

Always thinking of others,

JS

 
At 3:21 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

swanky..rizty..
interesting British adjectives?

 
At 7:15 PM , Blogger Sarah said...

We have a set of clippers. Come borrow them or make an appointment to have me do it for you! Wow.

See Hilarity 100 for another funny haircut story from the other Matt.

 
At 6:37 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, I was doing some internet reading, and on a whim decide to check into my old London friends. What's this? Many posts I haven't even read? I don't really know what to do with this.

 
At 1:26 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

i took the liberty to vote for you 2 since you were across the pond, and failed to return your ballot in a timely fashion, whoop! KINKY recieved 2 votes in dawson county precint 13. your favorite election judge....

 
At 2:04 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

It seems that I spend approx. 70 Euros whenever I get my hair cut. Of course, I have to cover my graying hair, so that costs more AND I cannot forgo the blow dry and style - it is a slice of heaven to have someone else do all the work.

I've often said that if I win the lottery, I'll pay someone to wash, dry and style my hair 4 times a week.

 

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